I have a new obsession. I can’t believe I skipped him over when he would come up on shuffle for the past 2 years. His new album is amazing. 



I think I dun seen Brooke Candy in dis

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Confessions of An Almost 20-Something

I have 50x more followers on my porn blog

I can lose the weight but you will never lose the ugly you fucked up partial abortion starving puppy Kohl’s dipped spunkcunt

OH MY GOD I THINK THIS IS MY DOG’S LITTER SISTER/BROTHER!!!!!!!
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM!!!!
JUDGING BY THE DATE OF THE POST, THEY WERE BORN IN THE SAME TIME.
THE POWER OF THE INTERNET <3

OH MY GOD I THINK THIS IS MY DOG’S LITTER SISTER/BROTHER!!!!!!!

HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM!!!!

JUDGING BY THE DATE OF THE POST, THEY WERE BORN IN THE SAME TIME.

THE POWER OF THE INTERNET <3

i stay talkin shit

Things I tell vodka:

just the tip.

Things I NEVER did and still don’t regret not doing:

-Watch the Lion King movies in all of their entirety. 

-Watch cheap action cartoons with superheroes or mutants.

-Watch a Star Wars film.

-Ask my mom for Jordan sneakers.

-Do my Catholic confirmation.

-Drink from a hose.

-Eat at Yoshinoya.

-Eat at Arbys.

-Swim in a lake.

-Gotten inside the ocean anywhere near LA County.

-Run/play in the rain.

-Fully camp in the wilderness.

-Have a PS2.

-Go to a high school football game.

-Kiss a girl.

-Gotten into a physical fight.

-Make a lemonade stand.

-Stay sober for an entire year since I was 13.

-Work/study my ass off in high school.

Hold on, still looking for Betty&#8217;s chin.

Hold on, still looking for Betty’s chin.



I was so lucky in the 90’s. Not only do I have solid memories of children’s things , but I also grew up with a teenage mother and a teenage aunt around me. I have the best memories of fashion and music from them. 

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